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Musings

Decision Science 101
"Button the top button or no? Break it off before or after Valentine’s Day? Can good sex make up for a belief in intelligent design? Being bombarded with these sorts of low-stakes questions can make you want to turn your cell off and upgrade your pay-per-view options." (7/18/06)

Crappy Birthday, AIDS!
"AIDS is celebrating its 25th birthday this year. Let's cure the epidemic before its midlife crisis (because no one wants to see AIDS driving around in a sports car with a blonde trophy wife)." (7/18/06)

Infatuation
"We all know that dating is fun. Meet new people, try new things, eat some dinner. But deep down, we know that the real reason we like it is because it makes us a little crazy. The exhilarating ups and downs over a person you’ve spent a total of 8 hours with are addicting." (5/11/06)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  
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