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Letters

My Best Friend's Girl
"She has a bad personality.  She’s not even pretty. Yet he continues to date this woman in the face of great unhappiness and a sex-life that’s scraping up the dregs of the barrel." (7/18/06)

Dropping the Ball
"We started hot and heavy, having sex two or three times a day/night every day/night. After a couple of weeks of this (perhaps fewer), I noticed that when I sat down on the toilet, one of my balls (the bigger one) was stretched so low that it hit the toilet water. Kind of gross, but fascinating, isn't it?" (6/18/06)

Indecisive
"While first dates don’t give you automatic entry into another person’s soul, being forced to sit across a table from each other for two to three hours is a big jumpstart to knowing if you want to pursue this guy." (6/18/06)

Triple Trouble
"If these women find out on their own, I’d liken the velocity of that shit hitting the fan to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.  Except with more angry drunken phone calls." (6/18/06)

Second Fiddle
"Some guy once had me all hot and bothered from a conversation about potting soil.  Case in point." (5/11/06)

Shortcut
"You came out of the closet! And what’s your prize? Girls! Girls! Girls! But first you’ll have to do a little homework." (5/11/06)

Penis
"What's the fastest way to get a girl to touch my penis?" (5/11/06)

vintage Betty

Readers - Here are selections from my college days when I published as Talk Dirty to Betty. Here's a little taste until I finish organizing the archives. - B

Bald and Waistless

My Successor

A Little Something Extra